I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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