Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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