I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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