I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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