Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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