and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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