Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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