Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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