They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
vagina is talking i cant
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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