I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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