Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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