end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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