yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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