yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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