he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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