This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
