If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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