I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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