is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I wish i was in the wii world.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Randomize
