I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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