dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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