He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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