But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Dear god my vagina.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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