Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Houston, we have a squirter
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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