Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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