Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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