mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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