i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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