You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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