i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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