The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
