i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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