South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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