This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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