i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
tell me about the fingering
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