Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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