I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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