i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You're like the curious george of whores
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
tell me about the eggs
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