I'm laying in your front yard are you home
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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