you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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