based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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