I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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