I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
