So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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