Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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