Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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