Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Randomize
