they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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