The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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