people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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