sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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