butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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