Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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