He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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