I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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