I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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